Sherlock Holmes on DIY Wedding Invitations
My recent Blog post on DIY wedding invitations prompted a good bit of feedback – mostly positive. On the negative side, several people accused me of self-promotion or worse and felt I had a bias against “people doing their own thing.” I am sorry I gave that impression. Quite the contrary, I was just trying to save people time, money and, quite possibly, much aggravation and embarrassment. For those interested in “doing their own thing,” all I can say is “Go for it!” Hopefully, my tips may keep your blood pressure in check until after the wedding.
In a not too unusual situation of DIY invitations gone awry, I present The Case of the Crooked Envelope. It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes too much time to determine that grievous harm has come to this very attractive envelope (certainly looks like Crane & Co. was the victim this time around).
”I say Watson, who defaced this lovely celadon (light green) wedding invitation envelope?”
”Elementary, my dear Holmes,” responded Dr. Watson, “this otherwise lovely creation in 100% cotton paper by Crane & Co. was mutilated by a commercial printer.”
Holmes, evidently surprised at Watson’s astute observation asked, “How can you be so confident?”
“Only a commercial printer would print on a straight line and then try to convince the client that the envelope was crooked,” responded a confident Watson.
“Well said,” said a particularly jovial Holmes. “I guess we can just mail this case into Scotland Yard.”
“Lovely pun, Holmes! I do so admire your skewed sense of humor,” laughed Watson and both men chuckled as they departed the crime scene.
For the bridal couple, this is no laughing matter. Imagine ordering lovely wedding invitations and then – trying to save some time and money - have the envelopes mangled by a commercial printer. The fact of the matter is that most commercial printer are simply not equipped to print on heavy paper stock and certainly not on envelopes that have been lined.
Again, we recommend that you plan wisely and consult with a qualified stationer in your neighborhood for proper advice. Most stationers have highly calibrated equipment to print on heavy paper stock. In fact, most qualified stationers would have recommended that State abbreviations be spelled out. In this case “WI” should be Wisconsin. Proper etiquette is free at qualified stationers.
Richard W. May
Therese Saint Clair